Yes sarcasm intended. But you also need to understand why pump installers charge such "outrageous" rates. I also drill wells, so I have quite a bit of equipment . Just my insurance runs $100 per day. My diesel bill can be as much as $1,000 every day.
Do you have any idea how deep your pump might be? It makes a big difference it it's 50 feet deep compared to 500 ft deep. Your discharge tee on top of the well seal is PVC, so I suspect your pump is rather shallow.
Again, you best bet to try to determine how deep the pump is set is to remove the PRV. Attach a weight to some fishing line and lower it inside the drop pipe until it stops. Pull it back out and measure how much was in the pipe. Hopefully there are not online check valves above the pump.
As I said previously, remove the blue 1/2" plastic plug to access the space between the drop pipe and the casing. You probably don't have enough room to drop a floating weight thru that hole though. You might do some experimenting with a "bobber" that will fit thru the 1 /2" hole but be heavy enough to tell when it is floating. More room if you're able to lift the well seal, but you meet to lift the drop pipe to be able to lift the well seal. Then you could use a floating "bobber" or a weight large enough to make noise , a "plopper". Hopefully you don't get the whole thing caught in the sub wire. I can't count how many depth founders I've gotten stuck in wells. Then it's pull till something breaks or pull the pump to retrieve it. There is a reason I spent the $1,000 on a sonic water level sounder. Yes, I know that isn't in your budget.
Here's the problem with trying to lift the pump with a front end loader. It raises in an arc and not in a straight line. Very easy to snap off from a side load on the drop pipe. This is not theory or something I've read about. I've had to actually deal with the aftermath of these attempts. I've also been on site when the owner has snapped the drop pipe off and sent it all down the well. Caution is advised. An engine hoist might be a better idea.