I was at a talent contest and some guy came up to me and asked if I could accompany him while he sang. I had a sawzall with me, and I asked if that would work, the buzzing sound it made when I pulled the trigger on and off. He said, yes, perfect. He sang his song while I made my buzzing sounds with the sawzall. I felt pretty bad for him as others had actual real music instruments. When it came to the final judging, they announced him as the winner. I have to admit I was very surprised that he won considering his musical accompaniment had been me on a sawzall. And then I woke up.