Boys first time

[Fitter30]

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humor!!!

 

[PlumbNuts]

I loved this one so much that I joined the forum just to reply!

 

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[dtraster]

Seems like a "family pack" of condoms is a serious misnomer. Just saying.

 

[Tuttles Revenge]

So I had a similar real life story but not nearly as funny.. a girl that I dated but never met her parents until... I was a defendant in his court room! then again when he was a client of mine! and then again when I was a defendant again in his same court but not in front of him that time!

 

[Victor23]

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humor!!! I’ve been using some of these spring tweaks in my game and really enjoying the subtle seasonal touch they add—especially the updated foliage and lighting. They pair surprisingly well with more immersive gameplay mods. While doing my own little “spring cleaning,” I also found myself revisiting older save files and even tweaking some Sims’ backstories. I stumbled upon this fun site discover the different types of mature dating too — not exactly Sims-related, but it oddly inspired a few storytelling ideas for my elder Sims! Sometimes random browsing leads to unexpected creativity. Thanks for keeping this mod updated; small changes like these really freshen up gameplay.

Cool!

 

[Sylvan]

When I was in the USN, the ship I was on was docked in Mayport, Florida, for a few weeks during the winter months

The USS Forrestal arrived 2 days earlier than expected, and I was on watch when the chief petty officer said, "Lad did you hear what happened on base?"

I said No, Chief, what happened?

He said a sailor came home and found his wife with another sailor and killed them both, and how terrible it was, as the oldest was only 21 isn't that just terrible?

I said No, Chief, it could have been much worse...

He said How can it be worse knowing three young people are dead?"


I said if the Forrestal had come back three days earlier, I would have been killed.