Boys first time

Discussion in 'Joke of the day' started by fitter30, Oct 23, 2020.

  1. fitter30

    fitter30 Well-Known Member

    Feb 2, 2020
    Retired service tech
    Peace valley missouri
    FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humor!!!
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  2. PlumbNuts

    PlumbNuts SC Licensed Plumbing Contractor

    Feb 11, 2021
    Owner, Plumbing Repair Service
    Fort Mill,SC
    I loved this one so much that I joined the forum just to reply!
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  4. dtraster

    dtraster New Member

    Sep 30, 2013
    Wichita, KS
    Seems like a "family pack" of condoms is a serious misnomer. Just saying.

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