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A 60 years old couple bought an old oil lamp. When they started to polish it genii popped out and gave them each one wish. The wife asked for trip around the world with stops at all the famous places. POOF! and she had a book of tickets and a cruise booking. He asked to go on the trip with...

The pastor was finishing his prayer and said, "Lord, without thee we are but dust". A little girl turned to her mother and asked, in a voice everyone could hear, "Mama, what is butt dust"?

The city had a three person crew planting trees in the community. One dug the hole, the second one inserted the tree, and the third one filled and tamped the ground around the tree. One day, I noticed there were only two people working. One dug the hole and the other filled it in. When I asked...

The year 1875 The place Dodge City A panda walks into the bar and orders a meal. When he finishes it, he pulls out his revolver and shoots a hole in the ceiling, then gets up to leave. As he is walking out the door the bartender shouts at him, "What about your bill?" The panda turns around and...

quote; that is just a Delta I see this is the answer, but WHAT was the question?

Recently someone stated they were having problems with "pinholes" in their solder joints with the new lead free brass fittings. That material requires a different soldering technique which is shown in www.youtube.com/user/coppervideo or as a whitepaper, "Recommended practices for soldering...

Hooray!!! The "tools" are finally working. Congratualations. I was beginning to wonder if it was going to happen.

Reference was made in a previous posting about using a remodel plate when changing a 3 valve diverter. The Moen L2368EP (positemp), or TL2368EP (Moentrol), units have an oval plate that is 13 1/2" wide so it does NOT need a separate "remodel plate".

Why can't I edit a posting immediately after I send it if I think of something that was not said? Why can't I send a second posting, since I cannot edit the first one, ? Why is "new and improved" always a step down from the original?

Enclosed is a picture of a weird toilet, which nobody can tell me who made it. The bowl is shaped like a Herbeau "Monarque" but they say the toilet is not theirs. It has a pneumatic flush valve with an air switch. It is probably European, maybe Italian or French. If anyone has any inkling of...

Tubby Smith dies and enters heaven where he is given his new home. When he looks out his front window he can see a palace on the hilltop across the street. it is all white marble and gold trim. An angel visits him and asks how he likes his house. He says, "It is very nice. What are the chances I...

The Smith's had wanted to have a child for years, and finally had a baby boy. He was perfect except for one thing, he was born without ears. When they brought Johnny home, the Jones from across the street were going to visit with their little boy Roger. They told Roger, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith are...

Two dentists and a lawyer got on the plane. The lawyer took the aisle seat, and took off his shoes. After they were in the air, one of the dentists said, "excuse me, I want to get a Coke." The lawyer told him, "Stay there, I will get it for you." As soon s he was gone the dentist took one of...

Bubba and Joe Bob were walking through a field one day when they came across a large sink hole. Bubba said, "I wonder how deep it is?" Joe Bob replied, "Let's drop a stone into it and see how far it goes." "No, a stone would be too small. Lets throw this transmission in so we will be able...

Had someone call today about buying one of my insurance policies that I don't need any more. I asked him if I sold it to him would I have to start wearing a bullet proof vest and hire a food taster. He said, "Only if it is a hundred million dollar policy."

Just saw an ad for Webstone Pro-Connect "sharkbite" type connections. Interesting ad. It says they have a "lifetime guarantee", but just in case they do not last they have a removable "repair cap" so you can fix them. Sort of like saying a car has a lifetime guarantee and will last "forever" as...

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