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A farmer brings his two sons to a dinner age 7 and age 5

The waitress asks the farmer what would you like, and he said eggs with coffee and orange juice and toast

She then asks the 7 year old what he would like and he said "I want a goddamn hamburger"


The farmer smacked the child so hard he had a bloody nose and was screaming in pain.

The waitress was so unnerved she did not know what to say so she asked the 5 year old what he wanted.

The 5 year old seeing his older brother bleeding and crying he then looked at the waitress and said

" You can bet your sweet ass I won't order a God damn hamburger"
 
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