Thanksgiving, is your toilet ready?

Discussion in 'Plumbing Forum, Professional & DIY Advice' started by Terry, Nov 24, 2008.

?

Thanksgiving day game between Seahawks/Cowboys and Lions/Titans

  1. Detroit Lions, First game of the day

    9.1%
  2. Tenesee Titans, First game of the day

    45.5%
  3. I'm cooking, who cares?

    54.5%
  4. Dallas Cowboys, Second game of the day

    27.3%
  5. Seattle Seahawks, Second game of the day

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

    Messages:
    15,416
    Location:
    Bothell, Washington
    Thanksgiving is this week, homes will be invaded by hordes of laughing, fun loving, food eating relatives and friends.

    Is you guest bathroom ready for all that?

    Good choices for guest baths would be

    Toto Drake, Round, Elongated and ADA
    Toto Ultramax / Carlyle
    Toto Soiree / Guinevere
    Caroma 270
    Aquia

    And go Hawks!
    [​IMG]
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 24, 2008
  2. Obama the Plumber

    Obama the Plumber Plumber

    Messages:
    47
    Location:
    Washington DC
    TOTO Soiree, I love the idea of it.

    Titans, yeah they lost yesterday, but to the Bretts.
    Nobody else will be beating them. Not the Lions anyway. Sorry about that Detroit.
    And are you still complaining about the money package? Sell your jets and let's talk.

    Seattle and Dallas? I just watched my home town boys beat the Seahawks on Sunday in Seattle. So if Seattle can't win in Seattle, they sure aren't going to do it in Dallas. Cowboys.
    But they better not be beatng the Redskins again if we both get in the playoffs.
  3. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    Guess who's cooking.
  4. I'm purposely not defecating until thursday morning.


    That way when I finally let it all go,


    There's going to be a strong urge to eat, and I fill up what I dumped out :D

    [​IMG]
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 24, 2008
  5. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    Information overload.:eek:
    [​IMG]

    So, what is everyone doing on Thanksgiving day?
    I was going to make turkey spam but, might make turkeyburgers.
    Last edited: Nov 24, 2008
  6. redwoodvotesoften1

    redwoodvotesoften1 New Member

    Messages:
    78
    I'll be out in the woods mosta tha day cooking up another batch a shine...
    Tis the time o year where I havta make shure that my customers have plentyah antifreeze available.

    I shot a coupla nice toms the other day. Been feedin em corn all summer theyz looking pretty fat too. The missuz will cook em up good n we'll have a family meal in the evenin...

    The toilet should do just fine... Iz got a 2 seater over a fresh pit!:D
    [​IMG]
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 24, 2008
  7. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    No turkeys shot in the process. Yum.:D

    [​IMG] This goes well with moonshine!
    Last edited: Nov 24, 2008
  8. redwoodvotesoften1

    redwoodvotesoften1 New Member

    Messages:
    78
    I don't think so....
    many yerz ago ah did a hitch servin mah country.
    They kep givin me box lunches with that mystery meat in it...
    That wuz the last time I ever ate mystery meat!
    I got deer in mah apple orchard, pheasant in mah cornfield n these turkey I been givin corn meal ta...
    Last thing ah needs is some ground up pigs lips in a can...
  9. achutch

    achutch New Member

    Messages:
    193
    Location:
    Vermont
    I'll be at the Factory on Thanksgiving for my normal 12-hour shift. Only little people pay taxes, and only Manufacturing works holidays and weekends...:mad:

    My sister will be having her Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday to accommodate my 80 year old father, who will be deer hunting in New Hampshire on Thanksgiving, and me, who has to work on that day. I will be bringing the dessert.

    I will also be keeping my fingers crossed that I won't have to use my sister's contractor special Crane toilets for anything more than very light duty... !:eek:

    A Happy Thanksgiving to All from "The Antique China Hutch" and our Mascot, Tyler the Cat!!!
  10. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    :D After a wee dram o whisky the turkey spam will taste like pheasant.
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2008
  11. kingsotall

    kingsotall Plunger/TurdPuncher

    Landlord told me that after the holiday she has a loose toliet she wants me to re-level... We all know that means the wax seal is shot now and all it'll take is one of her guests to back the toilet up and it not only will come back spilling out over the top but... :rolleyes:
  12. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

    Messages:
    15,416
    Location:
    Bothell, Washington
    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.


    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.


    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly open the door to the freezer, the parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."


    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
  13. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    Funny story Terry.
    :D

    How was your Thanksgiving?
  14. For some reason the turkey I ate this year had something wrong with it.

    It kept me awake at night like it had caffeine in it, and I'd feel queazy after eating it hot or cold in cold-cut sammiches.


    I got a kidney stone that's got me right now drinking 8 glasses of water an hour till it disappears.

    Any forest fires in CA, I can puttem out right now.
  15. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    Oh, Rugged I feel for you! Walk my friend, walk... OR take a long long bumpy car ride, honest.
    You can walk those things out. My dad got those, and I inherited the crap genes in the family, I hear they are worse on a man. I remember my dad.

    Funny, I didn't like my turkey either. Blah.
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2008
  16. Yeah that's why I'm eating birfday cake fo suppah, mmm!!!!
  17. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    For your birthday you got a kidney stone! Not much a present eh.
    Happy birthday anyways Rugged!!!!!!!!!!!
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2008
  18. Cass

    Cass Plumber

    Messages:
    5,980
    Location:
    Ohio
    Rugged, Happy Birthday although, I don't know exactly how happy it can be with you having a kidney stone. When you are feeling better let me know and when you are up near my area, I will buy you a cup of coffee or whatever, you drink. I hope you pass this stone as fast as the super bowl winning pass was last year!

    Cass
Similar Threads: Thanksgiving toilet
Forum Title Date
Plumbing Forum, Professional & DIY Advice Happy Thanksgiving Nov 25, 2009
Plumbing Forum, Professional & DIY Advice Basement Bathroom Toilet Flush Issues Yesterday at 6:50 AM
Plumbing Forum, Professional & DIY Advice Can I add a tub to toilet branch using low inlet elbow? Monday at 9:10 PM
Plumbing Forum, Professional & DIY Advice Back-to-Back toilets SOG Sunday at 6:49 PM
Plumbing Forum, Professional & DIY Advice Newbie, is it a leaking toilet drain? Dec 13, 2014

Share This Page