Ians corner is an Iowa vacant lot

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  1. ballvalve

    ballvalve General Engineering Contractor

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    Looks like our limey got all his USA questions answered. Got himself a new bicycle?
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    I hope he is alright. He had some heart tests done earlier.
  3. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    They found out that he has a Heart, and he is at Ripley's believe it or not.
  4. he has probably just gone on a drinking binge
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    Not too much vacant land here in Iowa these days. High corn and soybean prices have farmers planting everything they can. Good time for farmers, bad time for wildlife. Ian, if you are reading this I do hope that you are well.
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    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    he tasted the moonshine and found it agreeable to his pallete?
  7. ballvalve

    ballvalve General Engineering Contractor

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    Maybe he was playing Smokey and the Bandit and rolled his Charger.
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    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    Cell phone or Dodge?;)
  9. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    I think that his computer crashed.

    He may have been drinking moonshine and Visited a Website with Pieware and got the Nookie Virus.
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  11. ballvalve

    ballvalve General Engineering Contractor

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    Maybe his dog shot him or got his baton and worked him over.

    Even if the nut is in the hospital, lets get him a lap top. Too feisty to die.
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  13. Terry

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    Some of Ian's last posts.

    These were all posted in the same week.
    It kind of took a somber tone.
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    He doesn't call back Terry? I still miss Snowman, never knew where he went either.
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  15. pipehacker

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    I miss him also. I don't agree with much of what he said but he could spark a good discussion and certainly meant well.
  16. ballvalve

    ballvalve General Engineering Contractor

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    Like all artists, their work triples in value when people think them dead. Hopefully just testing us.
  17. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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    Yes.........I've been getting offers for Ian's Corner from a lot of publishers now that he's gone missing. This stuff here is like gold now that we can't get any more of it.

    On a serious note, I haven't been able to find out anything.
    The email address I have isn't being answered, and I can't find anybody on the East Coast with that name. How can that even be?

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    About Ian Gills

    Biography:Hoodlum, born in 1261.

    Location:USA

    Interests:Robbing from the rich to give to the poor.

    Occupation:Robber, with some DIY on the side.
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2012
  18. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    Maybe the Doctor gave him some new medications and was told that he could not drink alcohol with them, Then when he quit drinking it killed him.

    I have seen that happen to many people.

    In any case, he will be missed.
  19. hj

    hj Moderator & Master Plumber Staff Member

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    Ian used to go into the corner pub every Sunday and order three glasses of stout. When the owner asked him why, he said one was for his brother Bob, one was for his brother Ken, and the other was his. He said, "They are in other parts of the country, but we always sit down at the same time every week and drink together". One Sunday Ian came in and ordered two ales. The proprietor asked which one of the brothers had died? Ian replied, "Neither, I have stopped drinking, so I only need theirs."
  20. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    LOL

    Now that is funny, I don't care who you are.

    LMAO
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