Trade Secrets & the Internet

[hj]

secrets

One problem with "trade secrets" is that you do not always know they are "secret". You just assume everyone is as smart as you are and knows them already. I am the opposite. I took a Sabbatical from plumbing to set up a 1401 computer system in a university back in the 70's, then constructed and maintain the computers and network in the elementary school where my children and grandchildren went to school.

 

[Cass]

How about if we plumbers "trade secrets".

 

[Sponsor]

 

[hj]

secrets

I've already told you a lot of them. Weren't you listening?

 

[Randyj]

I didn't know that I was going to become a plumber. The local plumber's lodge took a secret vote. I was asked to join because of my corrupt nature. They had a swearing in ceremony then took me to a back room at Wal-Mart where me and my mentors squeezed thru a door to an underground cavern where they gave me the lamb skin certification and the card that I keep in my billfold which they re-new annually and it just automatically arrives in the mail free of charge.

 

[Cookie]

Tell me the secrets, I won't tell anyone.

 

[Randyj]

Cook'ums... I can't or it will break the spell.

 

[Cass]

Cookie, I will tell you anything.

 

[Master Plumber Mark]

brother hood of the butt cracks...

The real sign of a plumber is the butt crack.....

its a secret sign ..


you can always tell wether its the Owner or the employees
that way.....

if the fellow shows up wearing a belt and --DOES NOT --expose

his a//-- hole while looking under the kitchen sink, you can be

almost %100 sure that he is the OWNER .....


Now if the fellow bends over and you can see all the way to

X-mas ---jingle bells ---New Years.. and all..... that is probably just

a normal -- abused---dis-gruntled employee.....


its some sort of "white trash pride " statement that all
employees need to make......

its like they are stateing "you arent putting a saddle on me"



Long ago.....I actually had a very special guy come into work with
a tear in the front of his pants exposeing his privates
to the world....

I told him that lady folk in these parts find it offensive
to see a mans privates hanging out

and sent him home...

 

[Mike50]

This is a website which turned into a best selling book. Mostly teens and college students. People mail in secrets on postcards and are subsequently published on the web. veddy interesting....
It's very funny..then again it gets deep real fast....

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/