"Beep Beep"

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  1. Cookie

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    This always makes a friend and I smile...

    THE PLAYMATES

    "Beep Beep"

    [Very slowly]
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    While riding in my Cadillac
    What to my surprise
    A little Nash Rambler was following me
    About one third my size
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep


    [Slowly]
    I pushed my foot down to the floor
    To give the guy the shake
    But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
    He still had on his brake
    He musta thought his car had more guts
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep


    [Normal speed]
    My car went into passing gear
    And we took off with gust (whoosh)
    Soon we were going ninety
    Musta left him in the dust
    When I peeked in the mirror of my car
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    The little Nash Rambler was right behind
    You'd think that guy could fly
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep


    [Quickly]
    Now we were doing a hundred and ten
    This certainly was a race
    For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
    Would be a big disgrace
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep


    [Very quickly]
    Now we're going a hundred twenty
    As fast as I can go
    The Rambler pulled along side of me
    As if we were going slow
    The fella rolled down his window
    And yelled for me to hear
    "Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"
  2. Thatguy

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  3. Cookie

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    Well... when I get a new laptop which will be when I am 80, I will be able to listen to things on it. :) But, I liked the pictures...

    I had this conversation with a co worker the other day on things we need. She was telling me this and that, it went on & on, it was endless, then, she said, " what do you need?" I just stared at her.

    She named all the things which are not essentials, lol, I started slowly in telling her mine. Well... first off, I would like my toilet to flush right. Her eyes got big. She asked, " what?" I said, " yeah, I got this 5 year problem with the toilet." She asked the million dollar question, " why don't you fix it?"

    I wanted to slap her. :) Slap her silly. But, as usual I was polite. I said, " I would like french drains." She said, " you want WHAT?" No frills for this girl.

    I told her life would be wonderful if I could turn on the laptop and hear things. Or if, I could put some of the keys back in place, lol. I told her, " I would like keys to touch on my laptop."

    She was now staring.

    I said, the biggest thing though I would like... is something you don't want to hear. And, with that I went back to work.

    But, I kept her list:

    Expensive shoes
    Expensive perfume
    New car
    and... she wanted a new husband.

    I would like tires... Lord, give me tires. 2 new snow tires... She can keep the rest. :)

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