The value of a # 2 pencil

Discussion in 'Joke of the day' started by BobL43, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,792
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

    Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School ....
    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

    'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?

    When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind
    her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

    A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

    But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
    rescue and stuck her in the butt.

    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.


    And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she
    had her twenty-third child?'

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
    'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

    The nun fainted.
  2. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  3. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  4. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    If the kids, say, " what's with the tree?" then, i Know.
  5. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  6. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  7. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  8. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  9. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  10. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  11. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  12. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  13. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  14. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  15. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  16. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  17. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,792
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    nite nite
  18. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  19. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  20. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Messages:
    5,658
    Location:
    .
    . .
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011

Share This Page