Vacuum Cleaner Won't Run

Discussion in 'Joke of the day' started by Widgit Maker, Feb 28, 2016.

  1. Widgit Maker

    Widgit Maker Member

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    A retired plumber sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”.
    The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure why not. Where’s the vacuum?”
    Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says,
    “I didn't hear the vacuum running, I thought you were going to do the vacuuming”?

    Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”.

    “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did…
     
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    Alex Everette and hindsight like this.
  2. hj

    hj Master Plumber

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    I think I know him, in fact I may have fired him at long time ago.
     
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  4. Smooky

    Smooky In the Trades

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    Vacuum Cleaners SUCK!
     
  5. Gary Swart

    Gary Swart In the Trades

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    The problem is this has a left hand starter.
     
  6. hj

    hj Master Plumber

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    quote; The problem is this has a left hand starter.

    Besides being Metric. Of course they suck. Would you want them to blow?
     
  7. Smooky

    Smooky In the Trades

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    Suck and blow? Sure, that would be wonderful
     
  8. darryle

    darryle New Member

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    Perhaps need a repairman, indeed.
     
  9. fitter30

    fitter30 Well-Known Member

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    Could it be that arrow fell off showing the air which way to go
     

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