The Plumber and the Doctor

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  1. dj2

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    A doctor called a plumber for some plumbing work, and noticed that the plumber had a hard time bending down and climbing stairs.
    Doctor: Have you considered losing a few pounds?
    Plumber: nothing works, my meals are irregular and even my sex life is pretty bad. My wife complains and I don't know what to do.
    Dr: Do this: walk 10 miles a day for 10 days, then let me know how it went.
    Plumber: OK.
    10 days later the plumber calls the doctor: Well, I walked 10 miles a day for 10 days as you suggested.
    Dr: And?
    Plumber: And nothing happened, I was 100 miles from home!
     
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