The Old Lady and her Parrot

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This old lady had a talking parrot.

One day she told the parrot: "I'm expecting the plumber at 11:00 am, it's already 11:15 am and I really need to run to the market. Will you let him in when he shows up?"
The parrot said OK.
10 minutes after she left, there's a knock on the door.
Parrot: Who is it?
Man: The plumber.
Parrot: Who is it?
Man: The plumber!
Parrot: Who is it?
Man: THE PLUMBER!!! - with that yell he got a heart attack, fell down outside the door and died.

10 minutes later the old lady returned, and was shocked to see a dead man outside her door. She quickly opened the door and shouted to the parrot: Who is it?
The parrot answered: The plumber...
 
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Hey, wait a minute.

This is awkward, but...

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