"It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey, More money"

[Fitter30]

“After being married for 30 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Thirty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 72- year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”

 

[LLigetfa]

If 30 years ago his wife was 23 years old, that would make her 53 years old now, not 72 so then 30 years ago he must have been cheating on his then 42 year old wife.

 

[Sponsor]

 

[Fitter30]

If 30 years ago his wife was 23 years old, that would make her 53 years old now, not 72 so then 30 years ago he must have been cheating on his then 42 year old wife.

2 nd wife

 

[LLigetfa]

Usually one trades up from wife 1.0 to a younger wife 2.0, not one that is 19 years older than wife 1.0 unless she came with the $500,000 home.