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My girlfriend, Peggy, sent these to me, and yes, Peggy, you accomplished in making me laugh! :)
I liked the belt buckle one, lol.
PILGRIMS
Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?
A: Do not resuscitate.
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Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrimage.
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Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
A: Plymouth.
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Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
A: Puritan.
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Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.
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Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
A: Pilgram.
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Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called?
A: Pilgranny.
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Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
A: Pilgrammar.
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Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?
A: Pilgrim Reaper.
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Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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Pilgrim John: I see thee cleaning hunting gear for the morrow. Dost thou plan on hunting bear?
Pilgrim Samuel: Certainly not, John. I am shocked that thou would suggest it. I shall wear clothing as usual!
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Q: The pilgrims' cows came to America on what ship?
A: The Mooooo-flower.
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Q: Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
A: He wanted a light snack!
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Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE.
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Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Q: Plymouth Rock.
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Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A: He had an arrow escape.
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Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims and furniture.
 

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That was good Cookie.

I guess that is why everyone Loves You.

What do you know about the May Pole ???
 

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and, here I thought everyone loved me cause of my shoes, lol.
May Pole? is that the children's thing, ... around the maypole? I'm wrong, right? :)
 
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