Guido signs back!

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  1. WorthFlorida

    WorthFlorida The wife is still training me.

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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his home bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido couldn't hear anything, so he couldn't testify in court..

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about". The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and tell him he'd better tell me or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Guido trembles and signs back, "OK, OK, the money is in a brown briefcase buried behind the shed at my cousin's house" The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
     

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