COVID-19 Funny Jokes

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  1. dj2

    dj2 In the Trades

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    - A man orders a large coffee to go, goes to the cashier, pulls a roll of TP, rips one square and hands it to the cashier.
    Cashier: that will be two squares.
     
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  2. fitter30

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    Butt was it two ply?
     
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  4. WorthFlorida

    WorthFlorida The wife is still training me.

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    My wife came in and sat on my stomach today. I asked her why. She said she was flattening the curve ...
     
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  5. fullysprinklered

    fullysprinklered In the Trades

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    I've found that if you don't have food, you don't need toilet paper.
     
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  6. How J

    How J New Member

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    By now we've all heard about Covid. It's gone viral.
     
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  7. WorthFlorida

    WorthFlorida The wife is still training me.

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    A wife and husband went grocery shopping. Both put on their mask, stayed the distant at the supermarket, careful at the cashier station. When they arrived home and took off their mask, the wife then realized she brought home the wrong husband!
     
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  8. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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    When I go shopping, I smile and nobody seems to even notice.
    So then I do a real big smile and still get just nothing.
    I guess they're too busy to notice.


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  9. Amanda Stone

    Amanda Stone New Member

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    haha, nice one
     
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  10. Sylvan

    Sylvan Still learning

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    Little known fact

    IF your parents did not have children neither would you
     
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  11. Sylvan

    Sylvan Still learning

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    This is the joke I saw today

    Not only was the T&P piped directly into the drainage system for good measure they also installed a 3/4 x 3/4 x 1/2 Tee for the back flow preventor to drain into all tied into the sanitary waste line

    I think the stumble bum who did this installation was doing it T&M so they could charge more for the ells used

    By the way the "home inspector" never said a word about this
     

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  12. greys

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    lol
     
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