Chinese Detective

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  1. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

    Mar 25, 2011
    Retired Industrial Automation controls/tech s
    Long Island, NY

    A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
    Most honorable sir:
    You leave house.
    He come house.
    I watch.
    He and she leave house.
    I follow.
    He and she get on train.
    I follow.
    He and she go in hotel.
    I climb tree-look in window.
    He kiss she.
    She kiss he.
    He strip she.
    She strip he.
    He play with she.
    She play with he.
    I play with me.
    fall out of tree, not see.
    NO FEE

  2. Cookie

    Cookie .

    Oct 7, 2005
    A high school (catholic high school) girlfriend sent this:



    I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn,

    took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until

    the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

    After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down while waiting I observed

    that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

    A Tube of K-Y jelly,

    a rubber glove

    and a beer .

    When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first

    exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,

    but can you tell me what the BEER is for?

    At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

    He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . .

    Darn it Evelyn !!!

    I said a BUTT LIGHT"
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