Simon,
I'm sure, that like most plumbers, you are very intelligent.
You must know therefore, that the best place for toilet humor is:
PoopReport.Com

If people want to write about poop humor, that would be a good place.
I mean, they have got just the most and best of it.

On the other hand, this forum, is more for those wanting to discuss the "how", "why's" and "how comes" of plumbing and remodel.
I would like to consider this to be similar to a library of information, that even the small kids could come to learn from.

Terry Love

• For humor, go to Poop Report