Taming The Autoflush
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2002 at 23:47:47:

In the distant brown future, I foresee bathroom technology that will make our lauded act so convenient, sanitary and problem-free that this web site will have no reason to exist. Innovations like anti-gravity toilet seats are sure to usher in a transcendent era of untold cleanliness and ease-of-use. Today, although our cheeks still have to touch sometimes-rancid toilet seats, we do enjoy the precursor of the glorious technology to come: the autoflush sensor.

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