Re: most powerful toilet?

Posted by hj on August 10, 2002 at 09:47:01:
In response to Re: most powerful toilet?
Maybe Larry should make a trip to Larry's local Taco Bell and use their facilities. Since they are the ones causing Mrs. Larry's problem perhaps he should move the problem to their toilets. Has Larry considered mounting a fire hose next to the toilet to give it an extra boost? Or possibly using the suggestion one of my fellow workers gave to a customer one time. Have a big stick handy and beat them logs into toothpicks first. : Larry wants to know what company makes the toilet with the most powerful flush. : This here is Larry's problem: Larry likes his tacos, very much. Larry eats tacos almost every day. Problem is Larry's toilet isnt powerful enough. Every day, 4 or 5 hours after Larry's tacos, Larry has a log jam goin on in Larry's toilet. Larry's wife, Mrs. Larry is getting pretty upset. Mrs. Larry says "Larry you go replace this here toilet with one thats got a more powerful flush so them logs dont back up Larry's toilet or theres not going to be any more tacos for Larry. : Larry really needs help finding a toilet that is more powerful. : Larry, and especially Mrs. Larry really appreciate it.

Posted by hj on August 10, 2002 at 09:47:01:

In response to Re: most powerful toilet?

Maybe Larry should make a trip to Larry's local Taco Bell and use their facilities. Since they are the ones causing Mrs. Larry's problem perhaps he should move the problem to their toilets. Has Larry considered mounting a fire hose next to the toilet to give it an extra boost? Or possibly using the suggestion one of my fellow workers gave to a customer one time. Have a big stick handy and beat them logs into toothpicks first.

: Larry wants to know what company makes the toilet with the most powerful flush.
: This here is Larry's problem: Larry likes his tacos, very much. Larry eats tacos almost every day. Problem is Larry's toilet isnt powerful enough. Every day, 4 or 5 hours after Larry's tacos, Larry has a log jam goin on in Larry's toilet. Larry's wife, Mrs. Larry is getting pretty upset. Mrs. Larry says "Larry you go replace this here toilet with one thats got a more powerful flush so them logs dont back up Larry's toilet or theres not going to be any more tacos for Larry.
: Larry really needs help finding a toilet that is more powerful.
: Larry, and especially Mrs. Larry really appreciate it.

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