May I suggest that perhaps you need to eliminate more often,
thus reducing the amount of build-up and the resulting loaf
largesse? You can go to the local health food store and get
capsules which will help you with this ... otherwise try
good ole prune juice if you can stomach that. Another
suggestion would be perhaps installing a port-a-potty or
outhouse in your back yard (check with local zoning authorities
first. I hate to be a party pooper, but getting rid of solid
human waste outdoors is not only unhealthy and illegal ... but
eventually will lead to your neighbours complaining of the stench
and unwanted wildlife being attracted to your garden. :(