Here's the scenario: I am inside the house on the phone talking to Verizon. I am sick of Comcast for tv service and got rid of them. Now, my son beeps over saying, " hey, mom we got another baby deer outside." So, I go outside in barefeet, and there he is. I saw him this morning being born down back. He can't get out of a gully on the side of the road and mamma deer is up above looking very worried. So, while talking to this man on the phone I am talking to son, and oohing over the baby deer. I get my son to pick up the baby deer gingerly, carrying it up to the bushes at my neighbor's house where its mom was it. My son leaves. So, now, I see the momma deer can't find her baby. She is looking. I am back up at my neighbor's telling the man on the phone about the baby deer, he is telling me about the deer right in the back of their Verizon building in New Jersey. I find the baby deer and now, I was bent over, flicking off ants and bugs from the baby, startling it. I don't know how many ever heard them when they yell, but they sound like a T-Rex from the movie, Jurassic Park. He shrieks into the phone, and I then, hear the man yelling, I am yelling because I backed onto very sharp stones in her driveway. We both start laughing, and I tell the guy, "THAT wasn't me yelling like a dinosaur!" Well, now, the momma deer I am sure, knew where her baby was at, without a doubt. I head back over across the scalding asphalt road in barefeet making painful, cries and sounds because I couldn't help it ... I got this deal of the century. I got over 300 channels, HBO, Cinemax, free for a year, one free box, and a free prepaid 75.00 Visa card! All for a grand total of 29.99 a month plux, taxes! What a nice man.