woman vs man

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  1. cwhyu2

    cwhyu2 Consultant

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    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!
  2. Cookie

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    Q: Why do all men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.

    Men are proof of reincarnation.
    You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
  3. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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    "You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime."

    Hey! I represent that remark.

    Besides, we feel we can get anything right if you let us try enough times.
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    I didn't make the joke! :)
  5. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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    But the funny thing is, sometimes you live a life "as" a woman, and yet you still come back not knowing anything as a man. It doesn't seem fair.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!

    It's gone full circle now.
    Last edited: May 11, 2011
  6. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    lol, That is the truth Terry.

    It is beat up on the boys week... But they Love us.

    Have a Great Day.

    DonL
  7. Cookie

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    That's the problem! boys will be boys! Boys are great, men are better! :)
  8. LLigetfa

    LLigetfa DIYer, not in the trades

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    A man cannot use logic in an argument with a woman when it was his logic that got him in trouble in the first place.
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