Washlets and bidet seats You knew it would happen. Someone would ask for experiences with these gadgets. I might get one just for shits and giggles. Why? Why not?? If that doesn't work out I am going to turn my master bathroom into an exact replica of a restroom in a Boeing 747. I like airplanes. Everything has to be perfect. The lever faucet. (love that) and especially important will be this: The toilet *must* flush the same way-with that super vacuum thing. (metal trap door etc) The problem is this-I have to vent liquid and solid waste that is accelerating at probably 140 mph in a suction vacuum out of the house into the air to get that whooosh sound. Im thinking the poo needs to go horizontal..and o u t of the house. Just like a wood stove. If it goes out horizontal it could possibly collide with kids at the school bus. Do I point the outside "waste-o-flu" chimney straight up...or maybe a 45 degree angle? If Im careful with my timing it shouldnt ever hit the dog or my neighbors boat. It's a very loud flush.. your thoughts?