Vote for me!

Discussion in 'Computers and Stuff' started by Cookie, Aug 25, 2008.

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Vote for President!

  1. Redwood the plumber

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  2. Terry the plumber

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  3. Cookie with red Nikes

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  4. hj the plumber

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  5. Joe the Plumber

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  1. Cookie

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  2. Redwood

    Redwood Master Plumber

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    Good one Cookie!
    I had to make one up for myself!:D
  3. Cookie

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    so what is your campaign promise? :D
  4. Redwood

    Redwood Master Plumber

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    Just an open season with no bag limit on career politicians!
    It would be a good start considering the mess they have made!
    They should be ducking for cover!
  5. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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  6. Redwood

    Redwood Master Plumber

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    Maybe Cookie and I will tie, then in an unpresidented move we'll elect to share the position and we'll all be munchin cookies while we float around in the pool...
    Sounds like a good plan to me!:cool:

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  7. Redwood

    Redwood Master Plumber

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    A homemade version of these would rock my tastebuds!

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  8. Cookie

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    I can make all cookies!
    Each voter will get a cookie card good at Walmart, good fo an entire YEAR!
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  9. Mort

    Mort New Member

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    Well, you got my vote for the price of a cookie Cookie. It's a better bribe than any of the guys on TV are promising....but I don't do Wally Mart. Just don't burn it....I don't want to be responsible for increasing your carbon footprint.:D

    Mort
  10. hj

    hj Moderator & Master Plumber Staff Member

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    vote

    Cookie will unionize everything and then like the sterotypic union worker, they will spend the day floating in the pool eating cookies. But maybe one candidate will adopt that slogan, because he is trying to say whatever he thinks will make the most people happy even if it means changing his mind every few days.

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  11. maddog

    maddog Engineer

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    non-partisan thinking ...

    A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year. Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the
    end of two terms as president. Sen Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension. Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.
  12. sjsmithjr

    sjsmithjr Geologist

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    I thought they were both doing that.

    http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/9111.html

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11535.html

    Since Redwood has never changed his position of being against my unbridled use of a reciprocating saw, he gets my vote! Wait a miniute... that doesn't sound right.
  13. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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    Very good work on the math, and it makes sense.
    However after eight years, that would only be the amount of money to put gas in your car.

    So I say vote for me, and free swimming lessons for those that can't swim. And Margaritas in the afternoon. They're good with cookies too, right?
  14. Mort

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    Dang!!! Should have held out for the margarita :( Couple more days and there might even be some free plumbing offers.

    Mort
  15. Redwood

    Redwood Master Plumber

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    Your pushin it now buddy!
  16. Cass

    Cass Plumber

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    Forget the cookies, I want a President who will wear Red Stilettos.
  17. maddog

    maddog Engineer

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    Sorry Cookie - I'm going for the margaritas. I'm too old and tired for the stilettos ...
  18. Cookie

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    Too old for stilettos? NEVER.
  19. speedbump

    speedbump Previous member

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    Geeeeze, I voted for Cookie before I saw the Union Promise. How do I delete my vote???

    bob...
  20. Redwood

    Redwood Master Plumber

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    Typical Florida Voter!

    Really, should these people be allowed to pick presidents for the most powerful country on earth?

    I'm in favor of testing to see if a person has all the marbles needed to make an intellegent decision before being allowed to vote!

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