How bad is the The Economy? ~ Sarcasm Sent to me by Peggy â€¦a picture is now worth only 200 words. â€¦Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen. â€¦you now get a free bank with the purchase of a toaster oven. â€¦Kim Kardashian only spent $25 000 on her wedding dress. â€¦jury duty is now considered a good-paying job. â€¦banks are now mailing us pre-declined credit cards. â€¦African TV now shows â€˜Sponsor an American Childâ€™ commercials. â€¦when you order a burger at McDonaldâ€™s, the kid asks, â€œCan you afford fries with that?â€ â€¦CEOs are playing miniature golf. â€¦ATMs now give IOUs! â€¦Mormon polygamists now only have one wife. â€¦if your the bank returns your check marked â€œInsufficient Funds,â€ you ask if they mean you or them. â€¦McDonaldâ€™s is now selling a quarter-ouncer. â€¦Angelina Jolie adopted an American child. â€¦ Beverly Hills parents are firing their nannies and learning their childrenâ€™s names. â€¦a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. â€¦Motel Six no longer leaves the light on for you. â€¦a picture is now worth only 200 words. â€¦they renamed Wall Street â€ Wal-Mart Street.â€ â€¦when Bill and Hillary travel together, they share a room. â€¦one Las Vegas casino is now managed by Somali pirates.