Happy Thanksgiving Day Jokes!

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  1. Cookie

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    My girlfriend, Peggy, sent these to me, and yes, Peggy, you accomplished in making me laugh! :)
    I liked the belt buckle one, lol.
    PILGRIMS
    Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?
    A: Do not resuscitate.
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    Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
    A: Pilgrimage.
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    Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
    A: Plymouth.
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    Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
    A: Puritan.
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    Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?
    A: Pil-grimace.
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    Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
    A: Pilgram.
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    Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called?
    A: Pilgranny.
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    Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
    A: Pilgrammar.
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    Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?
    A: Pilgrim Reaper.
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    Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
    A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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    Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
    A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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    Pilgrim John: I see thee cleaning hunting gear for the morrow. Dost thou plan on hunting bear?
    Pilgrim Samuel: Certainly not, John. I am shocked that thou would suggest it. I shall wear clothing as usual!
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    Q: The pilgrims' cows came to America on what ship?
    A: The Mooooo-flower.
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    Q: Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
    A: He wanted a light snack!
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    Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    A: Their AGE.
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    Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
    Q: Plymouth Rock.
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    Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
    A: He had an arrow escape.
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    Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
    A: Pilgrims and furniture.
  2. DonL

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    That was good Cookie.

    I guess that is why everyone Loves You.

    What do you know about the May Pole ???
  3. Cookie

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    and, here I thought everyone loved me cause of my shoes, lol.
    May Pole? is that the children's thing, ... around the maypole? I'm wrong, right? :)
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