My girlfriend, Peggy, sent these to me, and yes, Peggy, you accomplished in making me laugh! I liked the belt buckle one, lol. PILGRIMS Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say? A: Do not resuscitate. * * * Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim? A: Pilgrimage. * * * Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? A: Plymouth. * * * Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? A: Puritan. * * * Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? A: Pil-grimace. * * * Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook? A: Pilgram. * * * Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called? A: Pilgranny. * * * Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? A: Pilgrammar. * * * Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims? A: Pilgrim Reaper. * * * Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving? A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven! * * * Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats! * * * Pilgrim John: I see thee cleaning hunting gear for the morrow. Dost thou plan on hunting bear? Pilgrim Samuel: Certainly not, John. I am shocked that thou would suggest it. I shall wear clothing as usual! * * * Q: The pilgrims' cows came to America on what ship? A: The Mooooo-flower. * * * Q: Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? A: He wanted a light snack! * * * Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? A: Their AGE. * * * Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Q: Plymouth Rock. * * * Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? A: He had an arrow escape. * * * Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? A: Pilgrims and furniture.