A little blue pill and the Dentist

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  1. pipehacker

    pipehacker New Member

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    A man went to his dentist to have a tooth pulled. "First I have to give you something for the pain," says the dentist, "this is a needle full of novacaine." "That will kill me," says the patient, "I am allergic to novacaine." The dentist goes out and comes back with a tank of laughing gas and a mask. "Here, breathe into this mask and you won't feel a thing." "I can't," says the patient. "I am claustrophobic and I will not be able to breathe in the mask." The dentist is puzzled. He has nothing more to offer his patient for pain relief. But he gets an idea, leaves the room, and comes back with three ****** pills. The patient sees the pills and says "I know what those are. They are ******s. Will ****** stop pain?" "No," says the dentist, "but they will give you something to hold on to while I pulll the tooth."
  2. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    what WAS that that just flew over my head? what got censored out?
  3. Terry

    Terry Administrator Staff Member

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    A little blue pill.
  4. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    That was HARD for me to guess:eek:
  5. hj

    hj Moderator & Master Plumber Staff Member

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    I would guess that means you have never had to use them.
  6. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    No, I'm doing just fine; seems like the only part of my body that sill is.
  7. KULTULZ

    KULTULZ Jack of all trades, Master of none

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    Prior to my first divorce...

    My old lady got all dolled up and presented me with three blue pills. She then had me chase them with GERITOL WITH EXTRA IRON... [​IMG]

    Once swallowed, she picked up a suitcase and headed for a waiting cab... [​IMG] ...mumbling something about going on a month long cruise...

    Guess who pointed North for the next month? ... [​IMG]
  8. bensimon1981

    bensimon1981 Guest

    I would like to get information on dentist manhattan beach program. I want to join a dental school for my career as most of my family members are in doctor profession. What I have to do to get in there for a good dental college..
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  9. hj

    hj Moderator & Master Plumber Staff Member

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    Good grades, a good reputation, a good work ethic, and a recommendation from a graduate of the school you decide to go to. It the med school your family went to has a dental college, that might be where to start.
  10. Kimberly Jones

    Kimberly Jones New Member

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    I don't why, to me, it's a good joke, at least make me laugh for about a minute.
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