Look, climate changing is happening and Americans caused it through their love of gas. I know that. You know that. But you didn't listen to me so you found out late. It happens. So let bygones be bygones. Anyway, $5 gas is on the way. So now is time to move to greener energies. That way the environment benefits and you suckers won't have to suffer $5 gas again. My proposal is to tax gas so it stays at least $5 (gas is over $8/gallon in England right now). That way alternative energies will be given a boost and you'll all drive a little less and in smaller cars. And we'll knock a chunk in the deficit too. Win-win-win.