3 things that a Welder can not fix.

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  1. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    There are at least 3 things that a welder can not fix;


    A Plumbers Crack, The Crack of Dawn or a Broken Heart...
     
  2. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    But the plumber's crack can be fixed with crack spackle, and might work on Dawn too. I've seen some plumbersthat could temporarily fix a broken heart, but there was a fee involved.
     
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  4. DonL

    DonL Jack of all trades Master of one

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    I bet there are a lot of Welders that would try to fix this Plumbers Crack all day long for Free.

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  5. BobL43

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    Actually Don, that one looks fine just as it is. very fine
     
  6. hj

    hj Moderator & Master Plumber Staff Member

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    One question that I have never got an answer to is "Why is it ALWAYS the plumber's crack?" I have never had a problem with mine, (I keep my shirt tail tucked in), and I am sure AC men and electricians also "bend over" while working.
     
  7. BobL43

    BobL43 DIY Senior Member

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    For the same reason anybody who develops a cyst in the back of their leg bahind the knee joint has a "baker's cyst":)
     
  8. LLigetfa

    LLigetfa DIYer, not in the trades

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    The welder on Flashdance (Jennifer Beals) could fix a broken heart. She could break a lot of hearts too.

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    Around here we don't call it a plumber's crack, we call it butt cleavage.
     

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